Monday, May 29, 2006

We're in the process of moving

And along with packing up all our shit, we're also throwing out a lot of junk. It's very cathartic.

Anyway, we found this bit of effluvia in the bottom of a drawer and thought it was worth typing out before tossing the slip of paper, which dates back to our high school civics class:

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor because he doesn't have a cow.

Communism:
You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism:
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.


Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and a buy a bull.


Class dismissed.

1 comment:

  1. Hee. Once saw that in a poster at Newbury Comics.
    G'Luck with that move!

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