How to Write a Best-Seller

It is all in the title.

Go to Lulu.com's Titlescorer and play around with different combinations of your pet's name and the street you grew up on, and before you know it, you just might have a best seller on your hands. Lulu says A Million Little Pieces has a 63% chance of best-seller stardom and Midnight's Children a 69% chance.

Do not confuse Lulu.com with the true lulu, which is a wonderful strawberry-and-pancake brunch food done best at Brooklyn's Grand Cafe.