OMG!

This AWESOME postcard showed up at Post Secret. Wonkette beat us to it, but it is so damn beautiful we had to post it ourselves.


The first thought that came to our minds is from that 1996 masterpiece, Citizen Ruth. You know the scene we're thinking of: Ruth's Mom is at the Pro-Life rally publicly begging Ruth not to get an abortion: "Ruth, baby, don't do it. What would have happened if I'd aborted you?"

Ruth, shouting over the crowd of Midwestern Right-wingers: "At least I wouldn't have had to suck your boyfriend's cock when I was 8."

Her Mom, taken aback: "Don't you bring that up again! That is ancient history! I am SAVED now, Ruth."