The first thought that came to our minds is from that 1996 masterpiece, Citizen Ruth. You know the scene we're thinking of: Ruth's Mom is at the Pro-Life rally publicly begging Ruth not to get an abortion: "Ruth, baby, don't do it. What would have happened if I'd aborted you?"
Ruth, shouting over the crowd of Midwestern Right-wingers: "At least I wouldn't have had to suck your boyfriend's cock when I was 8."
Her Mom, taken aback: "Don't you bring that up again! That is ancient history! I am SAVED now, Ruth."